Monday, August 22, 2005

Bad Bowlers United's Saga

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Since Dade Ghost has left blogworld and if anyone else is interested and as he suggested, I would like to propose that we continue to try and secure one day for BBU’s a.k.a. Bad Bowler’s United’s first bowling get together.

Well people, you know who you are and your RSVP’s would be greatly appreciated.

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Monday, August 08, 2005

The National Lottery International Promotions Prize Draw

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Dear Angela Manni (Mrs.), President,

Thank you very much for your email informing me of my win in the lottery. However, I will have to decline my winnings this time as I had :

i. won the lottery 3 (three) times before for total winnings of GBP 3,450,750.17 (British Pounds Three Million, Four Hundred Fifty Thousand, Seven Hundred Fifty Dollars and Seventeen Pence Only).

ii. received USD 4,310,255.97 (United States Dollars Four Million, Three Hundred Ten Thousand, Two Hundred Fifty Five and Cents Ninety-Seven Only) for helping Mr. Clarence Seko (son of the late Zairean president, President Mobutu Sese Seko) retrieved some money from a bank in South Africa that was put there in he first place by President Mobutu when he was alive.

iii. received USD 5,340,465.96 (United States Dollars Five Million, Three Hundred Forty Thousand, Four Hundred Sixty Five and Cents Ninety-Six Only) for helping Mdm. Fatima Abacha (widow of the late Nigerian president, General Sani Abacha) retrieved some money from a bank in Switzerland that was put there in the first place by General Abacha when he was alive.

iv. received similar sums of money from the families of the late Mr. Charles Taylor (former President of Liberia), the late Mr. Jonas Savimbi (former leader of the UNITA rebels in Angola), the late Mr. Laurence Kabilla (former President of the Republic of Congo) and the late Emperor Hirohito (the former Emperor of Japan), totalling nearly USD 17,000,000.00 (United States Dollars Seventeen Million and Zero Cents Only).

As such, you can see that I have no need for any more money and would like to suggest that you give it to the anyone whom you see fit to receive your good charity.

I thank you, Angela Manni (Mrs.), President, for being part of my good luck chain. Once again, thank you.

Your sincerely,

Dudae Simboyo (Mr.) (Sagitarrius).

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